“二(🕕)战(🍅)”时(shí )期,盟(méng )军(jun1 )要(🐽)实施安奇奥登陆(🔼)计划(🃏),迫(pò )于(🕟)对(duì )一门叫安奇奥大炮的超级武器的忌惮(🍖),要派两个(gè )精锐(ruì )(😧)特工去摧毁这门(🎏)大炮,结果两(liǎng )个傻逼被派了去(qù ),最(🤷)后经过(guò )一连串搞笑(xiào )事(✳)件(🔲),阴差阳错的最后完成(chéng )了任务。 片段(duàn )一:德(dé )国人(rén )在北非布置了(🔊)一个陷阱,准备了一幅假的防御工(😞)事地(🔢)图让这二个士兵(bīng )带(dài )回去(qù )。他们却(🔝)阴差阳错(🙌)的(🤠)拿走了真的地(🙀)图,最终赢(yíng )(⏰)得了战(⛏)役(🥫)。 (👃) 片段(duàn )二:他们化(huà )装成(chéng )(⛳)管(guǎn )道工潜(🥕)入德(dé )军(jun1 )在意大利的司(🌮)令部(bù ),给他们卫生间(🏉)的管道修得(💍)乱(🚗)七(qī )八(🦇)糟,把(➡)将(🏻)军淋了(le )个落汤鸡。将(jiāng )军去换衣服(📟),拉(lā )开抽屉(🏒)发现一套(🐡)新(xīn )的(🤔)军服(🔍),于是(⏲)洗(xǐ )(📛)头洗(👌)脸准备换(🔷)上新军(jun1 )服的时候(hòu )闭着眼把脸盆里的(🌱)脏水倒(🆙)进抽(🔫)屉里了(柜子旁边有一个废水桶)。那个(🚻)将军(jun1 )是最(zuì )主要的(👩)一个配角,很有意思。到影片结束前(❄)1分钟,都没有一(yī )句台词。最后说了一句(jù )“谢(👼)谢”。 (✒)片段(duàn )(🈸)三:德(dé )军(jun1 )有一门超级(🐇)大炮俯视着联(lián )军将要登陆的海(🏖)滩。这二(èr )个(gè )士兵居然化装成希特勒(lè )和随从,去视(shì )察大炮(pào ),把大(🐼)炮炸掉了(le )(🖥)。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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